October 18, 2004
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"SHOULD I CALL THE COPS?"
"IS HE BEATING HER?"
Boy was I stuck in a jam this past weekend. Saturday to be exact. I was sitting in my room minding my own business when I heard this huge sound. BLAM! What was that?
Well it came from my next door neighbor. Living next door to Maya for the past year, I have heard only 3 types of sounds.
#1: She is a singer. So sometimes she rehearses with what seems like an entire band. [how do they fit all those instruments in there?]. Great voice but sometimes sings in the wee hours.
# 2: She loves to blast movies. I woke up one Saturday morning, ~9:30am to the movie School of Rock. The worst part is was that I never saw the movie but I know how it ended because I heard every LAST line clearly through those walls.
# 3: The sounds of...lets say...fornication?
. She gets her groove on thats fo' sho. Can we say screamer? 
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So this noise wasn't familiar. Maybe she dropped a dumbell or something. BLAM! There it goes again. Then I heard stomping on the ground. BOOM BOOM BOOM! What the hell? Silence....3 minutes passed. A dude's voice shouts out:
"BLAH BLAH BLAH....FU*K, SH*T, BLAH BLAH" [kinda muffled]
Hmmm....Maybe an argument. 2 more minutes passed...then
BLAM! BOOM!
"BLAH BLAH BLAH...FU*K, SH*T, BLAH BLAH"
Damn. This must be a bad fight.
BLAM! BLAM! BOOM!
I hear Maya speaking in a soft voice...
BOOM! "SH*T!"
Alright, I'm about to call the Police. Before I do, I gotta further investigate....
Wait...I think its getting clearer...
"RUN THE GODAMN FU*KIN' BALL! SH*T! BLAM! BLAM! WHY DO WE KEEP THROWIN IT? YOU NEED TO POUND THE FU*KIN' BALL IN!" BOOM!. College football man. College football. .
Comments (28)
LOL! story was suspenseful - pics are hysterical.
You're a real sherlock, aren't you felix?
I SOOOOOOOOOO did not need to know about #3. >_< Ahaha..the cup's a nice touch...i hope you don't use it for the #3 category! Ew.
damn HAHA
HAHHAHAHA LOL!
that actually works?...haha next thing u know..u would go out buying a stethscope..haha
(ryc) aw c'mon man - you know there's more for people to be attracted to - just read all the complimenting comments leave on your site about your cute smile. awww.
hahaha... that's amazing! hahaha
haha! i stay away from the guys during football season!
funny pics
ah gong... come to seattle and be my bf
Go Michigan!!
Good job, Sherlock ! Maya is lucky to have a concerned neighbor ! I wish I had a singer for a neighbor....free entertainment !! All I hear is thumppin' not even any fornication !!! How boring !!!
awww that was soo intersting.. almost like a mystery novel... like Nancy Drew... you could have been her hero, then get your groove on... haha! JK! but yeah.... i thinkover the years the walls have gotten thinner....
Ur TOO funny !
LOL!! that's neighbors for ya :-b well at least it wasn't the sex sounds again, hehe ;-b BTW, if u go to my friend's store, u have to check out their HUGE-A** whisks, i've never seen such huge ones in my life!! LOL :-b
Felix you are so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mad funny.
how is everything going in NYC? how are the seniors this year? I am doing good and I will get my mid-term grade back for world civilization. Thank you for responding to my post ups.
See you soon, Three.
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!! hahahahaha, that's some funny shyt!!! oh my goodness! kekekeke, lol lol lol lol!! ur too much!! lol Thanks for the concern regarding my dead-end J-O-B! i 'preciate it!
I'm going in for an interview for my ol' place today at 1pm! Whoopie! 
in college i would hear the strangest things from my next door neighbors. hmmm...
lol. that's funny. aww i miss my weird noisy neighbors, wait i don't lol. Now i have even noiser neighbors at my dorm. Love the pics. The're hysterical. Great story. ;)
LMAO! Good detective work Flex! I'd feel safe if I had you for a neighbor. Keep up the good work!
this entry reminded me of my old upstairs neighbors.
maybe they moved to ny.
i thought he was beating her too. lol. still have yet to find out what the pounding noise was.
but she was a moaner.
LMAO! hahhha... felix, youre always good for a laugh. goodstuff
a little bert hitchock mo there 
oh, college life. i can relate to number 3. my neighbors were mad noisy last year =(
and if you are heading up around my neck of the woods. remember, it's fuhREEEziing up here.
hehee a classic post matey! Good stuff!
damn, u are mad nosy!! lolz. yo check my site out! tell me how u like the pic! Loser!
Laterz~
hahahahhaha...like ur post a lot. mad funny. That's nice assi and karin visited... hoped I had an October break, but we have school.
dats funny, sherlock holmes!
dis jing
ha ha. that's funny, sherlock holmes.
dis is jing
HAHA thats awesome!
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