October 27, 2004
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HALLOWEEN...Sheesh. Normally I don't dress up, but last few years I did. BOY was that a disaster.
Ha Ha. A social disaster. Let me explain...Last year, my friend was planning this huge Halloween party. Planning it for months. So I was gonna go but I wasn't planning on dressing up.
J: "No...you gotta dress up. You won't be allowed in without a costume."
Me: "Shut up. I don't feel like wearing one."
J: "No really. You need to wear one. I'm dead serious."
Me: "Really? Fine."
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So an hour before I am about to head off to this party costume-less, I decided to "play along". Sh*t! what do I have in my house? A black marker? A scully hat? Perfect!...In fact I'll show you who I was...
ENRIQUE IGLESIAS ! ! !
I thought it was creative. Anyways, the party, although good, wasn't what I expected. Of course only 20% dressed up and all my boy had on was a bathrobe on.
Me: "Who the fu*k are you supposed to be?"
J: " Hugh Hefner. What are you? A Sailor?"
Me:.
Suprisingly, only 2 people asked me what I was. I found that strange, but maybe they all knew who I was. Whatever. So I found out a month ago that J was going to hook me up with one of his girlfriends. Here's how their conversation went...
Girl: "I need a man. Have any friends?"
J: "Do you remember Felix from my Halloween party? He's a great guy."
Girl: "Yeah. He was cute but..."
J: "But what? He's awesome!"
Girl:" But...he's got this really HUGE MOLE on his face.".
Comments (38)
LOL! this year - you can dress up exactly the same way - but sans mole - and still be enrique - since he had it removed!
ha ha...uh...u look really like Enrique..
lmao...im feeling that mole. well someone has yur bros biography jacked up on some site bc thats what i heard.... hmm.
btw u wanna see my halloween costume? click here http://www.geocities.com/dp_aaa/float.html
the last pic =P
hahahaha...
OMG.
The "mole" dialogue made me laugh SO incredibly hard...
Thank you for the comment on my site. I totally agree with you...
Your pictures are just too cute for words..even the scary mole one :)
Have a good night!
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AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ah gong got shotdown sooooooooooooooo hard!
ROFL.
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let's try this again...fer some reason, i only post symbols. as i was sayin'...
too bad the mole isn't real. it's hot.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
and sorry for pegging your wrong. it's like skittles, taste the rainbow.
hope you have a fun halloween! =)
Awww man, you're so funny. I was laughing omg. hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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ok, your message was really funny. Yea I had a good
laugh. Yea I was thinking about being an RA. Hopefully everything will work out, I might be a little nervous with the interview. hahahahaha
alright i have to do my work now. TAKE care!
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that was so funny.
Girl:" But...he's got this really HUGE MOLE on his face."
aha
ok david that's enough!
hahah.. i was totally going to say that ppl probably didn't ask you what you were figuring that you actually had that mole on your face!.. i guess i was right.
That is one amazing costume thought. look just liek him. hahaha! i can't believe you wrote on your face, such a doofus
that's a good one... but he doesn't have the mole anymore... so if you went this year as the same thing... you'd just look like you.
Fine... desperate or not... both male and female can learn from the show.. and did you know the character Eva... i think.. the sex maniac is dating JC Chavez fron *N Sync! OMG! that's like another Demi story... what is up with that... not that i have anything against it... but still...
Ohhh.. and good luck with the girl...
Ok, first of all...i am NOT seeing what I think i'm seeing. *cringe*
Now a few thoughts came to my mind when I saw and read this:
1. ARE YOU TRYING TO BE ENRIQUE IGLESIAS?! (mole in wrong place)
2. AHAHAHA THE MOLE...she's like flipping out like Austin Powers in his 3rd movie. AHAHAHAHA!
3. Felix is gonna have some SERIOUSSSS melanoma comin' at him...
rofl...awww...ok..l hope u learned a lesson...no more moles for Halloween...
lmao. omg! that mole story is tooo funny. lmao. wow. well, hope your halloween is good this year. lol.
haha, call her up! show her you got laser surgery! bursh your shoulder off felix
Holy moly. En-r-R-r-R-r-i-que!
All you needed was the token hair. Three would suffice!
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haha!! so freakin' hilarious!! i recognized it right away. did u know that he recently got it removed cause he claimed that the docs said it was cancerous. yea right!! he just doesn't wanna see peeps making fun of him anymore!!
hehe some people can be so blonde eh?
LMAO... awwwwww!!!! wut a derf, derf!
lol
that pic is hysterrical.
hahahahhaha
Enrique ! LMAO !
ahahahaa i dig that mole.
yeah....a box...sounds simple nuff right?..haha...
great costume btw...first i thought you were "The Mole" on Austin Powers....moly moly moly....hahaha...good times...
A little girl named Chelsey Mcaun was killed in 1933, by a homicidal maniac who buried her alive while chanting a satanic chant. "Tomo sama te bilastat" those were the words spoken, and now you have read them... anyone who reads the chant will meet this small child. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling, as you sleep. she will suffocate you as she was suffocated.... unless you send this to at least 20 people before tommorow, so she will leave you be, for your kindness.. NO SEND BACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thanks for rubbing it in as i suffer to figure out how to even start this paper!! I hate writing!
Hey, i was just goin through xanga's and saw yours, that is AWESOME!! That is probably one of the funiest things i've heard. It sounds like something that would happen to me lol. Anyways, great site! you should check out mine some time!
God's Grace and Love,
Elizabeth
LMAO when I saw that picture I was crying of laugher. Very creative for short notice. It would been even more funny if u have the long sleeve shirt he always wear. lolz propz
had a good laugh on your page!! =)
had a good laugh on your page! =) have a fun halloween...
hahahaha omg! that funnnaaaaaay! lmao!!!! good one man ^_^
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what a funny lookin' mole.
LOL She's a moron for not recognizing you. TOO funny !@
hahahahahaahaha i'm so late...but... HAHAHAHAAHAHA.
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