November 6, 2004
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Dear Canada,
We are formally requesting your assistance. Our country has been taken over by right-wing fundamentalists, and there does not appear to be an end in sight. We are hereby requesting to join your union, where rational thought seems to have gone after it fled our country.
Attached is a pretty map of what our new greater nation will look like. Please help us extend your borders a little further south.
Sincerely,
The Blue States
PS. : Though we be not large in landmass, we are the economic engine of the country and could certainly help propel Canada to superpower status.
* see attached map
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* Though saddened
a bit by the election results, I try to find solace in the fact the A LOT more people were happy with the results. 
. Sigh. 4 more years. Here's hoping Bush doesn't piss anymore countries off.
Comments (29)
tonight, there are policemen everywhere on the streets, blocking off certain areas, but they won't say why or what's going on. i'm suddenly afraid.
ryc's: rear-ended...can you tell i don't drive?; i love anthony hopkins.
hey thanks for the comment he does did "I care for you" talk...=)
It's so hard not to judge 'members of the red states' especially since counselors are supposed to be 'accepting, understanding, and empathic'. But but how do you accept intolerance, discrimination, and privilege? It's times like this, I'm so ready to join the United States of Canada. Where do I sign up?!?
Although it's fun to think we are all gonna build a new country, I think the reality is that people need to all educate themselves more on who they are voting for, the real issues, as well as make the red states of this country much more diverse and open minded.
Oh hell, fuck it, where do I apply for citizenship for the United States of Canada ?! HAHAHA !
lol that's funny. Very good points. We should so become part of the United States of Canada.
i like the map, very amusing!
Dear Blue States,
I cordially accept your request for asylum and hereby grant you unconditional citizenship.
Uh, er, ok - maybe I do have a few small favours to ask. Please leave Arnold Schwarzenegger and Michael Jackson behind - and see that our greatest national assets (hockey players) are safely returned.
Sincerely,
Canada
this is funny.. haha, i'm gonna have to steal it!
I love Parry Shen!!! okok, i'm joshing with you! can't bbelieve Charles said that. wonder if he really was talking about me?! haha (but who else can it be?! hehe)
I am now though a bigger fan of you!
btw: it's not why you "wanna" make things so complicated
it's why you "gotta go and" make things so complicated! get it right!!
and she's 20! and Hot! seen her new video? damn~!
you'll be in bing on tuesday? cool. most likely it will be cold, but bing is freakish and sometimes it will be warm out of nowhere. but if i was a betting woman, i'd bet on freezing =)
you and me both, felix. you and me both....
PS: i'm not in that pic.
that would be SCARY!!
Rejoice in the fact you have a democracy where the people have that choice put to them
that's funny, Jesusland. See you soon my nigga.
we'll take you in, coolest cuz =) ... but see below ...
http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/11/03/canada.us.reut/
HAhHAhHA...that's friggin hilarious! I hope you don't have NY as part of Jesusland on that map...
You should try to get Australia in there too...we need some kangaroos here..
Hey Felix,
Yea, I know how you feel about this whole Republicans taking over crap. Did you know Bush wants to replace the income tax with either a national sales tax or a flat tax? I don't know if you've noticed that but it seems to me Bush keeps on doing everything to benefit the rich people. I think we're doomed, hopefully he'll get impeached for some reason or another.. anyway, about your question about Helmut.. I don't approach him because he won't approach me. If a guy is interested in a girl he'd approach her don't you think?? I'd feel stupid going up to him.. if you want further insight, you can look at my conversations with friendlyguy05 in both his xanga and mines (the waddawadda one). Anyway, looking further to your future posts. Keep updating...
~Yvette
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heh heh Jesusland. I wont be going there anytime soon. I like ur site, I think I shall subscribe.
Alix
hey felix... you're on featured content again...this entry made me laugh for a good 3minutes.
Random props... that letter was really funny. I was thinking of fleeing to Canada... lol
We should all place bets on how much damage can be done in just 4 years with a Rep. President, Rep. Congress, and Rep. Supreme court. Canada's going to need a wall to control all the fleeing ppl.
omg that map is so funny!!! But can Summit county in Ohio please be included in the *new* Canada??? PPLEASSE??!
its been reported that 50000 american citizens have applied for canadian citizenship in the past week... sad shit huh?
Ah come visit England, the only place where nomatter whose in charge it makes absolutely no difference at all!
hahaha...
Wonderful entry..I enjoy you tremendously
PS: Thanks for the suggestion about my "visual aid" dilemma. I need all the help I can get.
-T-
ah...i graduate spring '05... wooopie!
how about calling the green states the "prayerie"?
Jesus still belongs to all of us, and we can't let the green states take him away.
too bad the purposal isnt real!
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