"I WEAR MY SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT..."

Well I don't.  But celebrity singers do.  Especially during performances.  I watching the 2006 BET Awards the other night and saw a pattern.  See if you can find it:

        
           Chingy                                Lil Bow Wow
         
 Lil Scrappy can't even see!     Slim Thug ain't even slim!
      
         Jaime Foxx                     That's why I like Andre 3000!
         
                Diddy                              Not you too Lebron!

         
        Tha Doggfather                          Young Joc
        
             Jay - Z                         Oh.  Slim Shade-y
      
             T.I.                           Yes Mary, they're ridiculous
   The Wayans Brothers

You know there was only person who was rockin' them that night

                   
                YOU GO STEVIE WITH YOUR BAD SELF!

After the show (btw watch Busta Rhymes, sans the sunglasses, performance...off the heee-zeee (hook y'all...hook).  Anyway after the show, I got to thinking...Maybe sunglasses are the way to go when I...

                        
                                           COOK?
I mean it will keep the steam from my eyes.  I read somewhere they come in handy when cooking with onions!  Let's see...how about when I...

                      
                                             SLEEP?

Who needs a sleeping mask anyway?  Plus I can use these to sleep during the day (with my blinds open) and still get a nice rest.  How about when I take a....

alright..alright...I crossed the line.  It was too hard to read anyway.

Guess I'll never be a celebrity singer because I don't think I can live this "sunglass lifestyle..."

                                           Peace out

Man...Knock...knock..knock...Is this thing still on? ...

I guess this still works.  Well, school finally ended and now I have nothing to do do.  Might as well tell you what happened the last 5 months of my life.  Nah.  Here's what I did yesterday. 

I finally went out to Coney Island during for the 4th. Now normally I don't like crowds at all but some friends were there so...why not?  First thing I see was Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest.  Signs everywhere...It was a huge event.  ESPN, Channel 7 was covering it...

It was pretty crazy.  My man, Takeru Kobayashi beat Joey Chestnut with 53 3/4 hotdogs to 52 in like 12 minutes.  Damn!  That's Asian Power man!

So after, of course I had to do my thaang...

with mustard and beer of course!  That size doesn't do it justice...It took me like only 20 minutes too.  And what?

Yum...This was my view on the sidewalk...

Good times....